Amazing Exam Laughs

Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….

Top 10: Deadliest Places in the World

1. Karachay, Russia

Between 1949 and 19651 the little lake Karachay functioned as primary dumping site of radioactive waste. Visits longer than an hour may lead to certain death due to the high level of radiation.

2. Linfen, China

Linfen is one of the most polluted cities on Earth. Hang out laundry in Linfen and it will turn black before drying, according to Mother Nature Network. Linfen is situated in the center of China’s coal district and spending a day in the city is equivalent to smoking three packs of cigarettes. Over three million people are affected daily by pollutions.

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3. Los Angeles, USA

According to American Lung Association, L.A is the most ozone contaminated city in the U.S. The stratosphere holds an natural amount of ozone, but by Earth’s surface this becomes air pollution. High levels of ozone in the air will harm your lungs significantly and The California Air Resources Board predicts that more than 18,000 L.A inhabitants suffer premature deaths every year as a result of the air pollution.

4. The Niger Delta, Nigeria

It has been calculated that between 1,2 to 1,7 million tons of oil have spilled into the delta during the past 50 years. The leaks are the result of bad maintenance of pipes as well as sabotage. The Niger Delta is the third largest wetland in the world and the oil spill has caused great damage to mangrove swamps and wildlife.

5. London, United Kingdom

Car traffic, industries and agriculture are the main sources of pollution of London and areas nearby. United Kingdom emits the most nitrogen oxide in the world, directly affecting 1,5 million people. Experts say that the inhabitants of London has lowered their life expectancy with 9 years due to the air pollutions. Every year 50,000 people die prematurely due to city pollution.

6. Dzerzhinsk, Russia

Between 1930 and 1998 over 300,000 tons of chemicals were dumped here. Hundreds of thousands of people have been affected by e.g. the nerve gases Sarin and VX. The chemicals are all that is left from the Cold War when Dzerzhinsk functioned as principal production site for chemical weapons. In 2003,260 percent more people died in Dzerzhinsk than people born.

7. Phoenix-Mesa-Scottsdale, USA

Being called out as 2010’s worst place in the United States, this region has been contaminated by diesel engines, power plants and construction sites, filling the air of year around particle pollution, a mix of dust, soot and aerosols.

8. Citarum river, Indonesia

The world’s most contaminated river runs through west Java in Indonesia. 5 million people live along the river shorelines. Asian Development Bank has contributed with $500 million to clean up the river.

9. La Oroya, Peru

In 2007, La Oroya was marked down by the Blacksmith Institute as most polluted place in the world. Since 1992 the mining and smelting plants in the area has caused severe lead, zinc, copper and sulfur dioxide contamination. According to Time Magazine, 99 percent of the children in La Oroya have blood levels that exceed acceptable limits.

10. Chernobyl, Ukraine

On August 26 1986, the Ukrainian nuclear power plant in Chernobyl suffered a severe melt down, leading to the release 100 times more radiation into the atmosphere than released from both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bomb together. The 19 mile fallout area around the plant is today still inhabitable.

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11. My room

the image is purely decorative...hehehe

how's your room?? is it looking good like this??? hehe

10 most incredible working lego

The art of bricks has been redefined by grace and genius of the Lego art enthusiasts. It’s almost amazing to figure out what these big guys can do with the blocks of child’s play. Considering the Lego bricks as ideal artistic material, artists have flooded us with exceptionally creative and versatile sculptures. While chuck of Lego sculptures we’ve seen are illustrative models, here we’ve shuffled the internet to find for you 10 most incredible working Lego creations we have fallen for, and you’ll be forced to follow suit - guaranteed.

Lego motorcycle

This remote controlled Lego motorcycle Fat Boy version is simply amazing. It is a great looking Lego creation which has a small engine, and can turns and drives around, here’s a video of it in action.

Brad’s Lego guitar

Here is a masterpiece from Brad – an awesome guitar constructed entirely out of Lego bricks. Yes, every Lego enthusiast has a taste, and wouldn’t like just anything – but I’ll try clear up a couple of things for the buffs. The guitar is playable, but has to be re-tuned after a few chops, coz the ‘truss rod’ made for the back isn’t strong enough to handle the string tension for long.

Lego V8 Engine

Matching the perfection of a V8 engine should have been an issue for even the best, but not for Barman from Brickshelf, who’s built this fun V8 Lego engine that took him about 5 months to make it, here’s a video of it in action.

Lego PC case Mod

PC case built from Legos in an all exclusive Lego shell, is inclusive of - VIA Epia PD Mobo 1Ghz, Nvidia 6200 PCI Graphics, Laptop 80 Gig 7200Rpm Hdd, Laptop DVD, 1 gig Geil DDR memory, 200 watt PS. The Lego PC case mod also has an AC8 exhaust fan with cooling intakes on sides and wheels for mobility that surely takes this creation to an all new surpassing high.

Lego Telephone

Master users of Lego bricks have taken the whole routine of Lego creations to great heights. Even the electronic world isn’t left untouched; we’ve seen a whole lot of electronic creations and this working Lego Landline Phone is just one cool example. Featuring the ring and pulse switches of any regular landline phone, this fully functional desk phone has brick for buttons.

LegoBelarus DT 75 Crawler Tractor

Check out the 1:13 scale Lego replica of the Belarus DT 75 Crawler Tractor, originally produced at the Volgograd Tractor factory. Dating back to the ’50s, the original had a robust track equipment based on that of an army tank. Thanks Dmac for revitalizing the raw beauty of this impressive beast with Lego bricks. Moving this Lego beast requires two motors while two to operate the pneumatic system of the blade. See the video below.

Remote Controlled Lego Bugatti Veyron

The Lego Bugatti Veyron features remote controlled braking system, power targa roof and motorized rear spoiler. Also, there is a seven speed sequential gearbox plus reverse. Checkout the video below.

Ford GT in LEGO

This extremely detailed LEGO recreation of the Ford GT is a cool representation of the car. The creator of the model, Firas Abu-Jaber has created the model in great detail, not just for the exterior or the moving parts, but also with the interior and the engine.

LEGO robot solves Sudoku puzzles

This specially made LEGO Mindstorms NXT robot confidently solves the Sudoku puzzles. It uses light image sensors to understand the puzzle, makes the requisite calculations, with the algorithmic understanding and then without any doubt, jots down the solution on the same page. See the video below.

LEGO BlackBerry Tour 9360 smartphone

We have seen some of the interesting LEGO mockups in the past, but the LEGO BlackBerry Tour 9360 smartphone by artist Nathan Sawaya is simply a dazzling creation, as it not only stands tall at over five feet but also integrates a flat-screen TV supported by thousands of LEGO bricks. A stunning piece of art, the giant smartphone is made entirely in plastic LEGO bricks, which neatly hold the flat screen to play videos for the viewers.

How do I Make my Computer run faster for free

here may be two reasons why your PC is running slow.
1. You havn’t cleant up your PC for a long time.
2. You have got a virus or spyware on your PC.
I suggest you to run a virus test firstly with your virus scanner:(if you don’t have virus killer, you may try Avast OrKaspersky:
1. Firstly, update your virus scanner database
2. Then run the scanner and check whether you have virus on your PC.
When you find viruses, Kill them!
3.Then Restart your Computer.

Now you’ll find your PC is faster than before,

If not.
You may definetly need to clean up your PC.
Here is instructions about how to clean your PC: http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Computer
1. Download a nice PC cleaner from http://www.pc-registry-repair.cc
(System cleaner is a best choice)
2. Run the cleaner and clean up your PC.
3. Restart your PC

Source : Yahoo Answers

10 places on earth you cannot enter

The world is full of secret and exclusive places that we either don’t know about, or simply couldn’t visit if we wanted to. This list takes a look at ten of the most significant places around the world that are closed to the general public or are virtually impossible for the general public to visit.

10. Mezhgorye

Mezhgorye is a closed town in Russia which is believed to house people working on the highly secret Mount Yamantaw. The town was founded in 1979. Mount Yamantaw stands at 1,640 metres (5,381 ft) and is the highest mountain in the southern Urals. Along with Kosvinsky Mountain (600 km to the north), it is suspected by the United States of being a large secret nuclear facility and/or bunker. Large excavation projects have been observed by U.S. satellite imagery as recently as the late 1990s, during the time of Boris Yeltsin’s pro-Western government after the fall of the Soviet Union. Two garrisons, Beloretsk-15 and Beloretsk-16, were built on top of the facility. Repeated U.S. questions have yielded several different responses from the Russian government regarding Mount Yamantaw. They have said it is a mining site, a repository for Russian treasures, a food storage area, and a bunker for leaders in case of nuclear war.

9. Vatican Secret Archives

This has been mentioned on a previous list – the archives are not secret despite their names. You can view any document you wish. But you cannot enter the archive. You must submit your request for a document and it will be supplied to you. Despite the foolishness of the recent junk from Ron Howard and Dan Brown (Angels and Demons) the documents are all available and there are no copies of suppressed scientific theories or great works that were banned. The only documents you can’t access are those which are not yet 75 years old (in order to protect diplomatic and governmental information). Indexes are available for people who want to see if a document exists in the archives. The Vatican Secret Archives have been estimated to contain 52 miles (84 km) of shelving, and there are 35,000 volumes in the selective catalog alone.

8. Club 33

Contrary to popular belief, Disneyland has a full liquor license which is used when the place closes down to the general public to accommodate private parties. But there is one place in Disneyland that is always open to sell booze: Club 33. Club 33 is a private club located in the heart of the New Orleans Square section of Disneyland. Officially maintained as a secret feature of the theme park, the entrance of the club is located next to the Blue Bayou Restaurant at “33 Royal Street” with the entrance recognizable by an ornate address plate with the number 33 engraved on it. Fees for joining range from 10 – 30 thousand US dollars and membership comes with a car park. If you want to join the club, you have to go to the end of the fourteen year waiting list.

7. Moscow Metro-2

Metro-2 in Moscow, Russia is a purported secret underground metro system which parallels the public Moscow Metro. The system was built supposedly during (or from) the time of Stalin and codenamed D-6 by the KGB. Russian journalists have reported that the existence of Metro-2 is neither confirmed nor denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) or the Moscow Metro administration. The length of Metro-2 is rumored to exceed even that of the “civil” (i.e. public) Metro. (It is said to have 4 lines and lie 50 to 200 m deep. It is said to connect the Kremlin with the FSB headquarters, the government airport at Vnukovo-2, and an underground town at Ramenki, in addition to other locations of national importance. Needless to say, the fact that no one confirms its existence makes it pretty difficult to visit.

6. White’s Gentlemen’s Club

White’s is the most exclusive English gentlemen’s club. It was founded in 1693 by Italian Francesco Bianco (Francis White) to sell the newly discovered hot chocolate but eventually became a typical (but extremely private) gentlemen’s club. The club is famous for its “betting book” in which members make bizarre gambles. The most famous of which is a 3,000 pound bet on which of two raindrops would slide down the window first. So why is this club on the list? Women are excluded completely from membership, so that is half our audience out. Secondly, men who want to join this exclusive club can only do so if invited by a sitting member who has the support of two other members. Unless you are a member of royalty, or are extremely powerful in politics or the arts, you are unlikely to ever see the exclusive White’s invitation.

5. Area 51

I have put this so high on the list because it is the one place most readers are likely to expect to see. Area 51 is a nickname for a military base that is located in the southern portion of Nevada in the western United States, 83 miles (133 km) north-northwest of downtown Las Vegas. Situated at its center, on the southern shore of Groom Lake, is a large secretive military airfield. The base’s primary purpose is to support development and testing of experimental aircraft and weapons systems. The intense secrecy surrounding the base, the very existence of which the U.S. government barely acknowledges, has made it the frequent subject of conspiracy theories and a central component to unidentified flying object (UFO) folklore. The sign above states that deadly force can be used if people enter the Area 51 zone.

4. Room 39

Room 39 or Bureau 39 is arguably one of the most secretive organizations in North Korea that seeks ways to obtain foreign currency for Kim Jong-il, North Korea’s Chairman of the National Defense Commission. Room 39 was established in the late 1970s. It has been described as the lynchpin of the North’s so-called “court economy” centered on the dynastic Kim family. It is unknown how the name originated. Very little is known about Room 39 due to the secretive nature surrounding the organization, but it is widely speculated that the organization uses 10 to 20 bank accounts in China and Switzerland for the purposes of counterfeiting, money laundering, and other illicit transactions. It is also alleged that Room 39 is involved in drug smuggling and illicit weapon sales. It is known, however, that the organization has 120 foreign trade companies under its jurisdiction and is under the direct control of Kim Jong-il. North Korea has denied taking part in any illegal activities. Room 39 is believed to be located inside a ruling Workers’ Party building in Pyongyang, the capital city of North Korea.

3. Ise Grand Shrine

The Ise Grand Shrine in Japan (which is actually a series of over 100 shrines) is the most sacred shrine in Japan. It is dedicated to Amaterasu (the Sun goddess) and has been in existence since 4BC. The main shrine is alleged to hold the most important item in Japan’s imperial history: the Naikū (the mirror from Japanese mythology which eventually ended up in the hands of the first emperors). The shrine is demolished and rebuilt every 20 years in keeping with the Shinto idea of death and rebirth (the next rebuilding will be in 2013). This ranks very high on the list of places you will never go because the only person who can enter is the priest or priestess and he must be a member of the Japanese imperial family. So unless we have a Japanese prince or princess reading the site, no one here will ever see anything more than the thatched roof of the Ise Grand Shrine.

2. Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center

This is a place that is not only closed to the public, but it is a place that the public hope to never have to enter! In most “end of the world” films we see these days, there is always a highly classified area where US government officials and a chosen few get to go in the hopes that they can escape the impending doom. The Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center is the real thing. It was set up in the 1950s due to the cold war but continues to operate today. It is a “last hope” area. For obvious reasons its operations are highly classified. It is run by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). The center is already functioning and even in small local disasters in the US, much of the telecommunications traffic is routed through it.

1. RAF Menwith Hill

RAF Menwith Hill is a British military base with connections to the global ECHELON spy network. The site contains an extensive satellite ground station and is a communications intercept and missile warning site and has been described as the largest electronic monitoring station in the world. The site acts as a ground station for a number of satellites operated by the US National Reconnaissance Office, on behalf of the US National Security Agency, with antennae contained in a large number of highly distinctive white radomes, and is alleged to be an element of the ECHELON system. ECHELON was reportedly created to monitor the military and diplomatic communications of the Soviet Union and its Eastern Bloc allies during the Cold War in the early 1960s, but since the end of the Cold War it is believed to search also for hints of terrorist plots, drug dealers’ plans, and political and diplomatic intelligence. It has also been involved in reports of commercial espionage and is believed to filter all telephone and radio communications in the nations which host it – an extreme violation of privacy.